Miss Lily’s Has a Very Special Goyard Machete for Dedicated Juicers

You can hang this on your bathrobe belt loop.
You can hang this on your bathrobe belt loop. Photo: Miss Lily's Variety Courtesy The World's Best Ever

Perhaps because nothing goes with a West Village condo flooded with natural light and some parched models badly in need of electrolyte replenishment, Miss Lily’s owners Serge Becker and Matt Goias commissioned sculptor Toland Grinnell to create this custom, Jamaican-themed Goyard machete that’s just like the one Melvin Major uses to thwack coconuts and dispatch all kinds of antioxidant-packed tropical fruits juiced at Melvin’s Juice Box, only a bit more luxe. There’s really no better breakfast time conversation starter than unsheathing a giant knife from your bathrobe belt loop at 7 a.m. and unleashing hell’s fury on the pile of bananas atop your Corian countertop. Since it’s “price available upon request,” however, we’re going to guess that any potential sling-bladers will first have to tone down their Strawberry Riddim habit for a few months before buying. [World’s Best Ever via Men of Habit, Earlier]