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Man Crashes Car Into 7-Eleven, Pours Himself Some Coffee

Not to be outdone by a Seattle man who was hit by a city bus but quickly bounced back to go fetch some French roast down the street or the Nebraska senior who plowed through the fa├žade of Valentino's Pizza and ordered a pie from inside the wrecked dining room, an intrepid 56-year-old Californian named Dennis Cortopassi intentionally crashed his car through the window of a 7-Eleven outside Sacramento on Wednesday morning, then got out of his car and poured himself a coffee. Cortopassi threw a hissy fit and knocked things off the store's shelves after clerks called the cops. He was later arrested and taken to the Yolo County jail. YOLO indeed, Cortopassi.

Man Crashes Car into 7-Eleven, Pours Himself Cup of Coffee [Fox40]
Earlier: Nebraska Man Crashes His Car Into Pizzeria, Orders Pizza Anyhow
Earlier: Seattle Man Hit by Bus, Grabs Morning Coffee Anyhow

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