Hebrew National Wieners Are Probably-Maybe Kosher

Identity crisis.
Identity crisis. Photo: Hebrew National

Mazel tov to Hebrew National; a judge tossed a lawsuit that claimed the company’s hot dogs failed to meet Jewish dietary laws. Multiple customers sued ConAgra Foods Inc., the maker of Hebrew National, claiming that the Chosen Beef was unclean and unhealthy. After a serious hot-dog investigation (which is happening a lot these days), the judge said that it’s not up to the court to decide, and that the products are “intrinsically religious in nature.” Oy. [Earlier, Earlier, AP]