The monstrous sandwiches served at the Carnegie Deli aren’t diminishing in size, but the legendarily crabby waitstaff will soon be dialing back the rudeness, the Post reports. “Being rude may have been cute with the old Jewish waiters and waitresses in the ’50s and ’60s, but not anymore,” new chief operating officer Robert Eby tells the tabloid. “Today, it’s all about hospitality and being hospitable.” And, of course, the business of clogging arteries.[NYP]