Woman Named Beautiful Existence to Live Off Only Starbucks Food for a Year

Name to change to Painful Existence.
Name to change to Painful Existence. Photo: Starbucks

And the cult of scary Starbucks fanatics gets a new leader: Ms. Beautiful Existence (legal name) has taken a vow to only eat food from Starbucks for an entire year. Apparently, this act is somehow driven by feminism: “Where are the WOMEN challenging themselves in the world? Where are the effects being shown on a woman’s culture? A woman’s family & children? … Where is HER VOICE on how an international company is directly or indirectly impacting everything from her waistline to her bottom line and every other woman’s, man’s, child’s, societies and planets world with their presence?” she writes on her blog. This isn’t the first time Existence has attempted a stunt like this: Last year, she lived her life according to Parents magazine, and in 2011, she only shopped at Goodwill. Definitely not as painful as subsisting off “artisan” breakfast sandwiches and processed protein lunch boxes. Good thing Existence lives in Seattle; at least there’s booze at her local Starbucks. [Earlier, Earlier, HuffPo]