Unsuccessful Starbucks Robber Leaves Store With Coffee

"Please leave room for milk."
"Please leave room for milk." Photo: Getty Images

Police say a Huntsville, Alabama man entered a Starbucks bright and early yesterday morning and demanded cash from the nearest barista, who regretfully informed him that the register drawer was stuck and would not open. Robber Phillip Sawdey was offered a coffee instead. Police arrested him in the parking lot, drink in hand. Sawdey was charged with venti larceny, though the charges will likely be dropped to “grande” in court. [WHNT]