Posts for January 23, 2013

Pig Out at the Cochon 555; Find a Pie Nearby With a New Pizza-Locating App

• On Sunday, February 10, Cochon 555 will make a stop at Chelsea Piers. This ten-city, pork-centric tour brings together five local chefs, five pigs, and five wineries to celebrate nose-to-tail cooking, breed diversity, and family farming for what happens to be the festival’s fifth anniversary. The all-female lineup includes Butter chef Alex Guarnaschelli, Leah Cohen of Pig and Khao, and A Voce’s Missy Robbins. Go to Cochon555.com for tickets or more info. [Grub Street]

• Finding pizza in New York city just got even easier. Pizza-lovers who find themselves in uncharted territory can now use Pie Nearby, a new app for finding the best possible slice within ten blocks of your current location. Available for $1.99 in the Apple App Store. [Grub Street]

• Tickets are now on sale for Vegas Uncorked, a four-day international food festival filled with dinners, luncheons, and wine tastings. Chefs from the Bellagio, Caesers Place, MGM Grand, and Mandalay Bay, including Gordon Ramsay and Nobu Matsuhisa, will gather from May 9 to 12. Visit VegasUncorked.com for more info. [Grub Street]

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Subway Sued for Short Footlong Sandwich; Glass-Tainted Six-Inch Found in Canada

"We have a case!"

Two brave New Jersey men who are clearly not afraid of pursuing justice at any price have announced they'll sue Subway for compensatory damages because the chain sometimes sells eleven-inch sandwiches that are routinely advertised as "Footlongs." The plaintiffs are also asking the fast-food giant to stop claiming its sandwiches are twelve inches in length so people don't get the wrong idea. Lawyer Stephen DeNittis explains that one of his clients has "measured sandwiches from 17 area shops and not one has been 12 inches long." This is just like Erin Brockovich!

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What the World Needs Now Is a Really Big McDonald’s

Why shouldn't Times Square be home to an enormous "McWorld," composed of a wonderful cornucopia of regional menu items and stations representing the fast-food chain's cultural variations around the world? Writer Jeb Boniakowski has a master plan. [The Awl]

Your Cheap Olive Oil May Be Filled With Fake Crap

Not a virgin!

If that $5 bottle of extra virgin olive oil seems too good to be true, it probably is. The U.S. Pharmacopeial Convention, a scientific nonprofit, discovered a 60 percent increase in food fraud this year. Pomegranate juice, olive oil, lemon juice, and tea are often diluted with cheaper products such as grape juice, water, and filters like lawn grass (gross!). Milk, honey, coffee, and seafood are also frequent culprits — but you already knew the unnamed "fish" in your favorite $3 taco was dodgy.

So, how can you fight food adulteration? »

Everyone: Taking Food Pictures in Restaurants Is Not That Complicated

"Can you tilt that lamb shank a little more toward me?"Photo: iStockphoto

The Times delivers a familiar but nonetheless compelling story about restaurant customers — and food-lovers in general — who suffer from the compulsion to take photos of their food when they probably should be eating it. There are iPhone people among us, Instagram addicts, flash-bulb fiends, DSLR geeks, and sneaky rule-breakers who unpack stowed-away tripods at photography-free restaurants like Ko and the Chef's Table at Brooklyn Fare. Here's the thing: We've been down this road before, and it really shouldn't be an issue still.

"You're ruining it for the rest of us." »

Restaurants Fight Back Over Credit-Card Fees

Debit or credit may mean the difference of a couple dollars.

Since dinner out can often top $100 for two people, it's not surprising that most customers demand restaurants take credit cards. Restaurants, of course, are obliging, but that means credit-card companies can charge ever-higher fees, for which restaurants must bear the burden. Now the National Restaurant Association is lobbying Congress to get those fees lowered, much the way debit-card processing fees have already been capped under the Dodd-Frank Act. They've posted this fee calculator for restaurant owners so they can figure out just how pricey all this is — even small restaurants are likely paying tens of thousands a year in fees alone — with the hope that they'll make more noise. But barring any immediate changes at the federal level, restaurant customers in 40 states may soon start seeing those processing fees passed on to them as a line item on their bill.

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Drunk Guy Holds Pizza Deliverywoman Hostage, Asks Her to Be His Wife

A Boston-area man allegedly held a Papa Gino's deliverywoman against her will because he wanted a wife with his pizza, reports the Boston Globe. Jonathan Quinlan, drunk at the time and having clearly misinterpreted the whole "you ring, we bring" concept, was arrested for kidnapping.

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Waiter Who Defended Special-Needs Child Becomes Local Hero

Oh, happy day: Michael Garcia, the Houston waiter who refused to serve a customer who criticized a boy with Down syndrome, is earning widespread praise. Customers are flocking to Prime Rib to shake his hand, and kind commenters (they exist!) are showing Garcia some love on the restaurant's Facebook page. Well-deserved. Now, about that raise. [Earlier, Today]

Restaurant Staycations: Fifteen Sun-Themed Spots Where You Can Escape the Cold

Tacombi at Fonda NolitaPhoto: Danny Kim

It's damn cold in New York this week. So cold that when you walk outside, the only things going through your mind are expletives. In your weakest moment, you actually consider purchasing a ski mask — that kind of cold. And spring is far, far away. What to do? If you can't physically escape the cold, fake it. We've rounded up the city's restaurants that make you feel like you've stepped out of fifteen-degree weather and into an exotic locale. You can't hibernate all winter; go drink some tequila and have a fish taco.

Put on your ugliest floral shirt. »

Ranking People Magazine’s Paula Deen Puff Pieces

Puffy.Photo: People

Diabetes opportunist crusader Paula Deen hams it up on the absolutely-not-Photoshopped-we're-sure cover of People this week flanked by her newly svelte sons, touting her family's amazing weight loss (they shed a total of 178 pounds and proclaim, "If the Deens can do it, anyone can!"). But it's really no shock that People got the inside story on her dieting habits: They write about her all the time. Suspicious? Ahead, we rank the puffery possibilities (up to 100 points each) of each hard-hitting scoop.

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The Taste Is Off to an Appetizing Start

A healthy number of viewers chomped down on the two-hour premiere of Anthony Bourdain and Nigella Lawson's new culinary competition show last night. The Taste had 6.04 million viewers, beating comedies on Fox and NBC. In adult viewers 18 to 49, it averaged a 2.2 rating, beating CBS, NBC, and Fox. So, shazam! "The 18 to 49 range is what counts," Vulture's Josef Adalian tells us, "and while it's not a monster hit by any means, the show is off to a solid start." By comparison, America's Next Top Restaurant debuted in 2011 to 4.57 million viewers and a 1.6 share of viewers from 18 to 49. Adalian also notes The Taste had four times as many viewers as last month's most-watched episode of Top Chef Seattle. [Zap2It, Earlier]

Here’s What 27 Tons of Burning Goat Cheese Looks Like

A truck laden with about 27 metric tonnes (or, almost 60,000 pounds) of brunost cheese caught fire in a tunnel in Norway last week, causing a raging fire that burned for five days. The truck driver says he was about 1,000 feet into the tunnel when he noticed his cargo of dark goat cheese was aflame. Officials suspect the high sugar and fat content in the brunost and its arrangement on the truck caused a rapid spike in its temperature, leading to the fire, which badly damaged the interior of the hillside tunnel and left clouds of toxic gasses looming around the tunnel's entrances for days, the BBC reports. The driver escaped from the flaming cheese inferno unscathed, and the tunnel will be closed for a few weeks until it can be repaired. For now, at least, a small part of the country smells like raclette, and citizens are shocked. "I didn't know that brown cheese burns so well," says the director of the Norwegian Public Roads Administration. Head toward the molten dairy center of Norway's fiery goat cheese tunnel of doom, just ahead.

Raclette! »

Today in Sad Cow News

"We guarantee that our cows are ethically raised on sustainably grown pastures before we hang them upside down from a moving conveyor and slice their throats wide open." —The fake Hank T. Norman, "Owner of Nature's Acres Ranch," who lays the realities of "humanely raised" livestock bare. [Onion]

Big Gay Ice Cream Shop's New Pastry Program Debuts Next Week

So cute you could definitely eat them.Photo: Donny Tsang

The West Village Big Gay Ice Cream Shop at 61 Grove Street will not only expand its hours on Monday, but owners Doug Quint and Bryan Petroff tell Grub Street that next week will mark the debut of its pastry program. The shop will open bright and early each morning at 7 a.m., they say, for commuters and "anyone on their way to a parole violations hearing." Pastries, which are overseen by Fany Gerson, include palmiers, rainbow-sprinkled doughnuts, and ham-and-cheese pies. (Those adorable cat pies above are filled with jam, thankfully.) Soft-serve commences at noon, and tall cups of the custom Big Gay Blend will also be available. Quint developed the coffee in collaboration with Roasting Plant and describes it as rounded, not acidic or too dark, with berry undertones. "It's full-bodied," he says, "much like its creator." [Earlier, Related]

Here’s What Giada De Laurentiis and Bobby Flay’s Talk Show Might Look Like

It could still happen.

Last year it was reported that Food Network fixtures Bobby Flay and Giada De Laurentiis were developing a daytime talk show for CBS, tentatively called Giada and Bobby, which seems like it would have been a lot of fun. Today, however, the Post squashes so many dreams like overcooked gougères with news that the network has passed on the project. Eater National, however, contacted Flay, who says not to fear because "there are other networks interested in the project." A soupçon of Giada and Bobby exists online, and while the video ahead isn't the actual presentation reel, it does give some sense of how the show might eventually look: It's basically Bobby and Giada, hanging out in a well-appointed loft on a sunny day. Click through, then start a petition to make this thing happen.

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The Other Critics: Jay Cheshes Compares Barbecue Spots; Pete Wells Praises the Pizza at Krescendo

The Wells-stamped pizza at Krescendo.

Adam Platt filed a twofer this week. He tried the "umami-rich" macaroni and cheese and hamachi tacos at Iron Chef Masaharu Morimoto's Tribeca Canvas, as well as the Filipino pork head at Pig & Khao, a newish addition to the city's burgeoning Asian Hipster cuisine featured in Platt's 2013 Where to Eat list. Where did the other critics dine? Read on to find out.

Reviews of Juliana's, Chez Sardine, and more ahead. »

John Fraser Joins André Balazs at the Standard East Village

It's been officially announced that Dovetail chef John Fraser will lead the as-yet-unnamed restaurant inside André Balazs's Standard East Village. Vegetables grown on the hotelier's farm in upstate New York will take a central position on Fraser's menu. The restaurant, which will encompass indoor and outdoor dining spaces, as well as a less formal café, will open in the fall. [Earlier]

Kate Middleton Doesn’t Have Much of an Appetite

According to a (former) friend of the Duchess, Kate feels nauseous when she looks at food. She's living off avocados, berries, oatmeal, and broccoli, and is now undergoing hypnotherapy to disassociate the act of eating with morning sickness. But she did have a Starbucks cookie last week. Maybe that's why she lost her appetite. [International Business Times, Cut]

Soda Ban Opponents Now Include the NAACP and the Hispanic Federation

With less than two months left before the soda ban goes into effect on March 12, the NAACP's New York State branch and the Hispanic Organization have joined a coalition of manufacturers and lobbyists that are challenging the amendment to the health code in court. Although the civil-rights groups seem to acknowledge sugary soft drinks contribute to obesity in higher proportions within black and Hispanic communities, advocates have determined that significantly reduced sales of sugary drinks in lower-income neighborhoods will do more harm than good. "This sweeping regulation will no doubt burden and disproportionally impact minority-owned businesses," the groups allege in court papers, "at a time when these businesses can least afford it." [Daily Intelligencer]

The Taste Premiere in 91 Seconds

Last night, ABC unveiled its Top Chef-meets-the Voice mash-up, The Taste, filled to the brim with close-ups of quavering hands over the yes/no buttons of destiny and pre-decision anonymity for the contenders. Anyway, the concept is that the judges — Anthony Bourdain, Nigella Lawson, Ludo Lefebvre, and the other guy — build a team of cooks that they choose based on blind tastes of various dishes. But reviews say the premiere "drags," lasts for what "feels like forever," and "is confusing ... with humorless banter." So, we've assembled the best bits into a tidy, easy to watch minute and a half. Check it out straight ahead and decide for yourself if this cooking competition is for you, or if it's another mediocre show that should go the way of America's Next Great Restaurant.

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Michael White Is Indeed Returning to the Fiamma Space

Going back to Spring Street.

"Off the Menu" today confirms that Michael White's group has leased the bi-level space at 206 Spring Street, plus its basement kitchen, that was most recently home to the well-regarded Italian restaurant Fiamma. The information was reported first by the Post last November, and while no new information is yet available concerning the Altamarea Group's plans for the Soho space, the move is noteworthy because White was once the chef of Fiamma, then a B.R. Guest restaurant property, and left unceremoniously in 2006. [NYT, Earlier]

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