Yes, Pizza Hut Does Have Its Own Perfume

Remember when perfume didn't smell like beef and cheese? Photo: Pizza Hut

“Introducing Pizza Hut Perfume - a brand new fragrance from Pizza Hut Canada boasting top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough,” says the press release attached to this new fragrance, released by Pizza Hut in Canada to commemorate some kind of Facebook milestone. Thankfully, only 110 bottles were made. We could make our own dough and just smell that forever, but we'll keep our eyes peeled on eBay for one of these. We need something to replace the smell of our old Burger King Whopper cologne. [CSM, Earlier]