Watch Funny or Die Do Thanksgiving in These Two New Videos

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One minute you’re having a bona fide Norman Rockwell moment, and the next, two of your Thanksgiving guests are denigrating the notion of stuffing and describing their ideal bowel movements: This is apparently what happens when raw foodists and Thanksgiving purists sit down at the same table. “We molded these nuts and berries into the shape of a turkey,” say Tricia & Johanna, who point out that any turkey cooked to a temperature above 118° is no turkey they’d like to eat, and generally ruining everyone’s dinner. Elsewhere, Larry David comes through with a very Brooklyn, and very kvetchy Thanksgiving.