Now Serving: Parental Happy Hour in Clinton Hill

More kids, more crunk.

Bring in a picture of your little runt kid, and the Bedford Hill Coffee Bar in Clinton Hill will you give you a dollar off every drink, for every pain in the ass kid you've got. The breeders-centric happy hour happens every Saturday from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. and was spearheaded by proprietor Allison Stuart, who noticed "a boom in children in the neighborhood — and hearing their parents complain about them." [Brooklyn Paper, Related]