“Some bartenders can be really self-centered and shitty, and act like the only drink that you can get that’s valid is a Last Word or a Brooklyn. Go fuck yourself, man. Our job is to just make people happy, and you can do that with a Powers in a dirty glass and a Guinness.” —Dutch Kills head bartender Jan Warren, on what it really takes to get the job done. [Eat Like a Man/Esquire]