50% Off Wine at The Churchill on Election Night

That's half-off of every bottle in stock
That's half-off of every bottle in stock Photo: Michael Jackson

Hopefully, even the undecided dolts have figured out their plan out for next Tuesday. Elsewhere, only the panacean abilities of alcohol are likely to quell the general unease and widespread hand-wringing over the coming election. Every Tuesday–even ones that don’t determine the future of civilization–The Churchill offers 50% off of every bottle of wine it carries, and plans to pair this deal with the election results on its multiple TV sets next week. Whether you’re drinking away your sorrow or toasting the outcome, the West Hollywood restaurant has got you covered come November 6. 8384 W 3rd St.