The Stand, a Comedy Club and Fancy Restaurant, Is Ready for Action

He'll be there.
He’ll be there.

A while back, we told you about the Stand, a new “high-end” restaurant and comedy club opening up in Gramercy Park. Well, it’s here. The Stand opens on September 13 with a fancy menu of crab cakes on pretzel bread and tuna tartare cannolis — and funny performances by Judah Friedlander, Artie Lang, Nick Cannon, and Jim Norton. Cocktails are by Mark Noonan and Cameron Dale, bartenders at Minetta Tavern. Applause, please.