A while back, we told you about the Stand, a new "high-end" restaurant and comedy club opening up in Gramercy Park. Well, it's here. The Stand opens on September 13 with a fancy menu of crab cakes on pretzel bread and tuna tartare cannolis and funny performances by Judah Friedlander, Artie Lang, Nick Cannon, and Jim Norton. Cocktails are by Mark Noonan and Cameron Dale, bartenders at Minetta Tavern. Applause, please.