Steingarten Seeks Assistant

Interviews probably won't be conducted at PDT.

Vogue critic Jeffrey Steingarten has been on the hunt for an assistant, according to this ad posted recently in Good Food Jobs. If you "love food to the point of obsession," "cook, shop, and repair Xerox machines," "look forward to the occasional dinner at a fabulous restaurant," and possess a "profound understanding of my published works," then you could be the next right hand to the Man Who Ate Everything. Presumably, Brooklyn boosters need not apply. [Good Food Jobs, Related]