My Upper West posted a video of a tiny mouse gamboling through the fertile hills and valleys of the UWS Fairway's olive bins. This would be adorable if it weren't so utterly disgusting. But the worst of it is that this is the second rodent video in a month to emerge from this particular Fairway, and the last one featured a full-grown rat with nothing adorable about it scurrying through the aisles. We're also informed on good authority that the Red Hook Fairway has birds living inside, "near the yogurt." Might be time to rethink this evening's meze platter. See video below.