‘Luscious Eruptions’ Would Be a Great Name for a Band

Photo: courtesy of Roka Akor, Chicago

"Just imagine Fourth of July on your taste buds, with bursts of flavor on your palate, and when you think its over, youre overwhelmed by a second and third round of luscious eruptions ... Its a food experience of orgasmic proportions." Old Homestead's co-owner is trying maybe a little too hard to push the restaurant's $350 kobe steak. [ABC News]