Hate Brunch Much?

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Those who hate brunch are not shy: “You know who hated brunch? Tolstoy. Also, Amelia Earhart and John Wayne. I am just making that up … ” Fortunately for the brunch police, it is still somewhat illegal in certain parts; and savvy New Yorkers are realizing that yes, fair enough, “You could be in a museum; you could be making love; you could take your dog to the park, let her off leash and lay there, in the grass, while she tries to eat a grasshopper.” Or something like that. Mimosa, please. [NYDN]