Secret Restaurant Lingo Equal Parts Offensive and Amazing


If you're ever at Daniel and "artichoke" is written on your bill, rest assured, you're a hottie. Conversely, if you're at Junoon and V.D.G. is scribbled somewhere, it's time that you know: You're a very difficult guest. And if you happen to be at Le Cirque with a date you're not crazy about, and you see S'ammazzano penciled in, run away fast as you can; the shmuck is about to propose. [NYT]