Let’s Just Call It Fro-Yo York

Photo: Nicole Franzen

People, this is getting ridiculous: Doesn’t everyone know that frozen yogurt isn’t real food? That it’s merely cobbled together out of skinny-jeans dreams and whipped air? Evidently not: Zagat has it that Über-popular 16 Handles is on the march, out to feed the frozen-dessert slobbering masses in Murray Hill, Soho, and the West Village. And here we’d started thinking un-frozen yogurt was the only dairy threat these days. [Zagat Buzz]