Tomorrow would have been Julia Child's 100th birthday, and what better way to fête the dame than this Auto-Tune remix (courtesy a hipper-than-we-realized PBS) of Child's cooking philosophy? "Freshness is essential/that makes all the difference" Child Croons in a soothing singsong that would make Drake proud, "I like the smell of cookies/it makes me feel at home." Even our friends over at Vulture approve. Hot chocolate truffles, perfect roast chicken, and roasted potatoes all get a shout-out, with the refrain, "This is what good cooking is all about" sprinkled throughout. If anybody would know, it's Child.