Mission: Four Barrel, which was actually the site of the very first Instagram posting ever (of a cappuccino), would like all hipsters to stop talking loudly about their sexual conquests in the alley outside, and to not Instagram their rules poster either. [Uptown Almanac]
Hayes Valley: Dobbs Ferry (409 Gough Street) is trying out a new late-night, make-your-own noodle bowl thing, Wednesday through Saturday after 10 p.m., for the rest of August. [Eater]
Visitacion Valley: The Chron’s food department has to be exhausted with their 49 Square Miles project. They’re on Square 47 this week, featuring Montecristo Restaurant. [Chron]
Napa: Mustards Grill, Cindy Pawlcyn’s flagship on Highway 29, is doing a wine event on Wednesday featuring wines rarely offered by the taste or glass. [Mustards via Scoop]
