Posts for August 16, 2012

All-You-Can-Eat Crab Fest in Chelsea; Meli Open in Murray Hill

Brooklyn Brewery and Gastronomie 491 are teaming up with Jacob's Pickles at their Upper West Side location for a charity tasting of beer, cheese, and pickles on Monday, August 27, at 6:30. Tickets are $10 and available through Brown Paper Tickets; all proceeds will be donated to the West Side Campaign Against hunger. [Grub Street]

The Chesapeake comes to Chelsea for all-you-can-eat Old Bay–smothered blue crab and all-you-can-drink beer at the Hammer and Claws Festival on September 8, 9, and 10. The event takes place over four separate settings at the Tunnel in the Terminal Stores; Tickets are $89. [DNAinfo]

The James Beard Foundation and Vermillion will host a five-course dinner and panel discussion on women in the culinary industry on Tuesday, September 18; panelists will include Martha Stewart and Lidia Bastianich. Tickets are $100 ($135 with wine); call 212-871-6600. [Grub Street]

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Watch an Auto-Tuned Review of a ‘Dayum’ Good Five Guys Burger

To follow up on this morning's Cheetos rap, here's a hilarious video about Five Guys' bacon cheeseburger and fries. Musical group the Gregory Brothers did an Auto-Tuned songify version of Internet sensation Daym Drops's original review, and let's just say that Daym really likes his food: "This is how bacon is supposed to be / the fries, they blend so perfectly / the cheese up in here is goin H.A.M. / dayum, dayum, DAYUM!" Watch for yourself below.

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Dirt Candy Doesn’t Do Healthy

"There are healthy vegetarian restaurants, and it’s just not what we want to do." —ever-opinionated Amanda Cohen on the Dirt Candy concept and Dirt Candy graphic cookbook. [NYT]

Andrew Zimmern Launching a Food Truck, AZ Canteen

We hear king of Bizarre Foods Andrew Zimmern will roll out a food truck on August 25 at the mobile-food utopia that is the Minnesota State Fair. While the eatery won't peddle any pig's blood or frog hearts, its offerings might seem adventurous to non-offal snobs: goat burgers and cabrito sausage (from Pat LaFrieda, naturally), plus veal tongue sliders, and — for the wimps — pork belly. This is reportedly the first of several trucks Zimmern will roll out in different countries. Wonder what he'll serve if he hits Southeast Asia — practically nothing's exotic there.

Little Muenster Opening LM Tiny Takeout in Dumbo

It's under construction at the moment.

A tipster writes in to say that LES grilled-cheese specialists Little Muenster are crossing the river to Dumbo, where they'll open LM Tiny Takeout at 145 Front Street in September. The (presumably tiny) outpost will primarily serve the lunch crowd of tech types and young professionals that abound in the area, which sounds like great news for anyone who's super-sick of ordering from Rice every day.

Philadelphia’s Beau Monde Is Taking Over Tavern on the Green

Sold!

Thank you. A decision. The twenty-year license for the Tavern on the Green property is officially going to the Emerald Green Group, Jim Caiola and David Salama, who have operated Beau Monde in Philadelphia for over a decade. Their chef, Katy Sparks, will oversee the kitchen. The early plans include outdoor seating for 200 to 300 and takeout service. The new establishment will open fall 2013. Finally!

Proposed Williamsburg Market Sounds a Lot Like Chelsea Market

Curbed notices design studio Spacecutter's proposal for a food market with green roof on the western edge of McCarren Park that would be "much like Chelsea Market, but better." This utopian shopping emporium would feature "food vendors and stalls of various sizes," butchers, cheesemongers, grocers, and the like, and "surely, Momofuku & The Bedford Cheese Shop will want a spot there." The site — which seems to be at 12th and Berry — currently houses a one-story warehouse. This plan would add a green roof, with restaurants up top, and stairs leading down to the park. Clearly the neighborhood is heading this direction, so why not? Sounds like the kind of place the Girls cast might frequent when they get a little bit older and move onto the wine-and-fancy-cheese parties of their late twenties. See another rendering below.

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The Visionary Behind Heartland Brewery Brings Houston Hall

The owner of the popular, charmless Heartland Brewery chain is opening a huge restaurant called Houston Hall at 222 West Houston Street. Jon Bloostein has signed a 21-year-lease for the space, which sounds about as beer-and–Brooks Brothers–drenched as HB. [DNAinfo]


Kenmare Reincarnation This Fall, With New Concept

Next up ...

A rep for Serge Becker's restaurant group tells Grub Street that Louis Ceruzzi (Bottega del Vino, Sfoglia, Super Linda, Via Quadronno, etcetera) has bought out his former partners at the hot-shit-for-sale Kenmare and plans to open a new restaurant, with a new concept, at that location. Serge's involvement with the project is still vague. Expect a super-fab fall launch.

Sneak Peek at Café Tallulah, Bringing Food and Cocktails to the UWS This Fall

Grub learns that a bi-level restaurant (upstairs) and bar (downstairs) called Café Tallulah will open on Columbus Avenue at 71st Street. Cocktails are by Dushan Zaric of Employees Only, which bodes well for uptown drinkers, and the food from chef Roxanne Spruance (wd~50) will hew classic bistro with a modern twist. The loungey-looking bar will stay open until 2 a.m. and the spot will start with dinner and later add on lunch. Expect an opening sometime in October.

Windsor Terrace Is Officially Supermarket-Less

The Key Food in Windsor Terrace had a bad stench and beat-up staff, but it was the one place the community could get groceries. Now an even less inspired Walgreens is taking over. But not without a fight. Meanwhile, the fancy Key Food on Fulton Street has flung open the doors. [NYT]

Top Chef Masters Recap: Cook It in the Canyon

"The canyon air imbues our dishes with love and magic!"Photo: Nicole Wilder/Bravo

Last week, the cheftestants were stuck indoors slaving over the teppanyaki, trying to entertain the judges while throwing food in the air and not burning their faces off. This week, they were released into the wild to broaden their horizons a bit. But before they can do that, it’s time to chat about personal matters. Curtis wonders if Mark’s dismissal “settles any household arguments about who’s the better chef.” Clark isn’t “going there,” but nice try anyway, Curtis. Time for the Quickfire: Make an amazing salad using any ingredients from the ultra-amazing 52-ingredient Top Chef Masters salad bar. “It’s as big as a whale, and you’ve got eight minutes to make it sail,” Curtis says, as if he's tsome sort of Aussie leprechaun. Sadly, he won’t be speaking in rhyme for the rest of the episode.

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Watch ‘Hot Cheetos and Takis,’ the Cutest Music Video Ever

Forget shouting out Champagne brands, it's clear from adorable music video "Hot Cheetos and Takis" that "snack rap" ought to be its own sub-genre. Some schoolkids at a Minneapolis YMCA after-school program called Beats and Rhymes had the chance to make a professional-caliber music video about the main thing on every kid's mind — favorite snacks — and the resulting clip is pretty amazing, as our friends at Vulture also noticed. See for yourself below.

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After a ‘Toot’ Come the ‘Zings’

Let's hope we never end up "in the ketchup."

Say what? Why, that simply means a drunken spree leads to a hangover, obviously. Also: Did you know a "butter and egg man" once referred to a small-time businessman hitting the big city? Have you heard eggs and ham referred to as "cluck and grunt"? Ever drunk "High-wine," a mixture of grain alcohol and Coke? Or called a company "in the ketchup" instead of "in the red"? By jove, we weren't familiar with most of the terms Mental Floss pulled out of 1967's Dictionary of American Slang, but we might just bust some of these out, even if people find it a little bit "off the cob" (corny). [Mental Floss]

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