Feeding Troughs: Pork Megaproducer Smithfield Foods Opening Stand-alone Restaurant

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Smithfield Foods giant ham-business barons, friends of Paula Deen, reluctant dispatchers of gestation crates will open its very own restaurant tomorrow near the company's Virginia headquarters. The menu's kids section is called "For the Little Piglets," which sounds about right. [Marketwatch]