Feeding Troughs: Pork Megaproducer Smithfield Foods Opening Stand-alone Restaurant

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Smithfield Foods — giant ham-business barons, friends of Paula Deen, reluctant dispatchers of gestation crates — will open its very own restaurant tomorrow near the company’s Virginia headquarters. The menu’s kids section is called “For the Little Piglets,” which sounds about right. [Marketwatch]