The clown prince of roast pork, Tony Luke Jr., has put a price on the heads of three dudes who stole a life-size cardboard cutout of him from his Front Street steak shop last week. NBC Philly reports that surveillance video from the crime scene shows the three suspects, all of whom are sporting short hair and button down shirts, in the shop just prior to the cutout’s disappearance. Luke wants it back, because it was the first of such effigies, and holds a lot sentimental value. The bounty he’s posted isn’t all that valuable. He’s offering one free cheesesteak a day for an entire month to anyone who can bring it back to its home. No questions asked. No charges. Just cheesesteaks. Those with tips on its whereabouts are encouraged to email info@tonylukes.com. [NBC Philly]
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