It’s not always easy to get a slice of pizza in this town, and Uptown Almanac relays a tale of trying hard to get one at Popo’s Pizza (3331 24th Street), only to be sent away with an apology, a delivery menu, and a free cookie. Seriously, though, no slices? You may as well give all your business to Serrano’s and Escape from New York. [Uptown Almanac]