Sexy Oyster Time

Mystery Restaurant Needs ‘Sexy Oyster Shuckers’ Right Now

Photo: Tejal Rao

Which LES restaurant has an “immediate opening for sexy oyster shuckers” who can hold down their “own bar/stage in the center of the action” for $13.33 an hour, plus tips? Truth be told, only one joint comes to mind when we think “soul jazz bar” and “New Orleans” together, which just so happens to be a place with a newish raw bar, and also, a pool table upholstered with leopard skin. It’s the only bar in this town, apparently, with a hot lava stone oyster grill, which is really saying something. In any event, the Craigslist ad-placer is looking for “persons that can convey an inner sexiness while shucking oysters,” which is hard to do. However, “if you feel a picture would help us determine whether you would be perfect for the job,” your future employer continues, “we would agree.” Wait — Todd English? Is that you? [Craigslist, Earlier]

Mystery Restaurant Needs ‘Sexy Oyster Shuckers’ Right Now