Jeff Goldblum’s Gelato, Pie, and Oregano-Breath Advice

Pie-eater. Photo: CARL COURT

“The answer is pie. The answer was always pie. Don’t go to Italy. No. No. No. Why-why-why would you? Bake a pie and yes, yes, yes, seduce someone tonight.” —Goldblum riffs on food and sex in his new, nutso advice column. [Slacktory]