For Whatever Reason, a Critic Made Love to Jamie Oliver Today

He's very fertile.

It's nice to see the loaded and bloated Jamie Oliver, getting some positive attention especially since those British critics are supposed to be so vicious. Jay Rayner, who really wants to hate him but just can't (!) gives Oliver a random blowjob applause today, admitting that "Hating Oliver is impossible." He aslo compares Jamie's ongoing, authentic acts of kindness to Ramsay's unnatural, made-for-TV empathy. He adds, "You can't help but cheer. Go on Jamie." Yeah, go. Go directly to the ATM and then come here. [Guardian]