For Whatever Reason, a Critic Made Love to Jamie Oliver Today

He's very fertile.

It's nice to see the loaded and bloated Jamie Oliver, getting some positive attention — especially since those British critics are supposed to be so vicious. Jay Rayner, who really wants to hate him but just can't (!) gives Oliver a random blowjob applause today, admitting that "Hating Oliver is impossible." He aslo compares Jamie's ongoing, authentic acts of kindness to Ramsay's unnatural, made-for-TV empathy. He adds, "You can't help but cheer. Go on Jamie." Yeah, go. Go directly to the ATM and then come here. [Guardian]