Breast-feeding Reality Show in the Works

Landing soon on the small screen.
Landing soon on the small screen. Photo: Time

Coming to your soon-to-be-literal boob tube: a reality show about breast-feeding older children. Riding the stream of sour milk spurting from that Time cover that showed a 3-year-old at his mother’s nipple, and possibly because society has simply run out of other things to do with breasts on reality TV, the show is currently in production, soon to land no doubt at a network near you. To us, this whole older-kids-at-the-teat controversy seems overinflated, though it will be a bit uncanny when a kid takes a boob out of his mouth post-snack and starts talking to the camera. [Healthland/Time]