Next Time It Rains, Could Be Alton Brown Whizzing

Potty mouth.

"I do have a potty on my plane, but its not something you really want to use unless you have to. The device that pilots are used to is called a relief tube. And Ill just let you think about that for a minute. For instance, if youre outside on a day with no clouds and some rain hits your head, thats not rain." Alton Brown [CN Traveler]