Next Time It Rains, Could Be Alton Brown Whizzing

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Potty mouth.

"I do have a potty on my plane, but it’s not something you really want to use unless you have to. The device that pilots are used to is called a relief tube. And I’ll just let you think about that for a minute. For instance, if you’re outside on a day with no clouds and some rain hits your head, that’s not rain." —Alton Brown [CN Traveler]