Worse Than Zombie Face-Eating?

How this would probably feel.
How this would probably feel. Photo: #occupywallstreet

“A 63-yr-old Korean woman experienced severe pain in her oral cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs … Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa. On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores.” — From here on out, if we’re eating calamari, we’re wearing protection. [NCBI via io9]