Hot-Dog Hooker Free to ‘Wiggle Those Wieners’

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Hot diggity dog. Photo: NEW YORK POLICE DEPARTMENT

In the last few months, the woman selling hot dogs and the occasional hand job has been busted, cuffed, jailed, and tried — and now she's free to truck on, scouting a new location in Baldwin, Long Island. Crif Dogs are edgy enough for us, but thanks. [NYP]