Man Prepares for End of the World at Whole Foods

Will work for cream cheese.
Will work for cream cheese. Photo: iStockphoto

In a number of cultures, 2012 is the year of the apocalypse. So it’s hard to blame the guy who robbed a Wellesley Whole Foods of water, cream cheese, and aloe-infused socks.

Thirty-seven-year old Allstonian Mark Fisher was arrested after staffers saw him wandering around the store, stashing necessities like a water filtration system, a 16-ounce canteen, and bagel toppings into his pants pockets and bags.

The loot totaled more than $200, and he was arrested for shoplifting. He was also served a “no trespass” notice by Whole Foods. On the plus side, he will have very soft feet when he appears in court.

Allston Man Arrested For Stealing Aloe-Infused Socks at Whole Foods [Patch]