This Man Is a Donut (A)Hole


Installment 9480957 in the ongoing saga of Unapologetically Crazy People at Fast-Food Restaurants: A Burlington man is on the run after harassing an 85-year-old woman at a local Dunkin’ Donuts. Universal Hub says that the guy pretended to help the old dame with her car while “attempting to steal her purse.” What a multi-tasker! After 15 minutes of this routine, he was able to distract her enough to grab her bag and speed away in a black pickup truck. Fifteen minutes? Really? Don’t purse-snatchers typically move faster than that? Somebody needs a turbo shot. [UH, Earlier]