‘Down on All Petit Fours’

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Abbreviated as DOAPF, of course, is just one of the dirty-foodie messages you might want to sext to your lover tonight, suggests Food Republic. If you’re debating where to eat, you could give up and text “R42IMB?”: “Reservation for two in my bed.” (Might we suggest “248IMB”?) Or maybe just a short and suggestive “IW2SVU”: “I want to sous-vide you.” Any favorite foodie sexts, Grub readers? [Food Republic]