Rachael Ray Reportedly Involved in Anti–Martha Stewart Exorcism

She wouldn't. Would she?

This entire report sounds bogus, but as they say, there is a sprig of sage truth in every rumor (and don't forget about that Il Buco Alimentari episode, which did not sound very pleasant). So, allegedly, Rachael Ray — who is moving into Martha Stewart's television studio — has "asked staffers to perform a wacky exorcism ritual ... ordering them to burn bundles of sage to chase away negative spirits." Wonder if Martha can grab some scraps for her next asparagus dish? [NYP]