Watch the Making of a ‘Banh-Meat’ From the ‘World’s Worst Supermarket’

Hamming it up, ghetto-style.

There's "no cilantro, no daikon, no carrots," but Josh Ozsersky still calls his "New Jersey–stoner" breakfast, bought exclusively at C-Town, a "Banh-Meat" — a highbrow composition of Spam, kosher salami, and plastic-wrapped cheese, cooked over a dirty grill on a dodgy rooftop. [Ozersky TV]