Hollywood house-husband and party promoter Simone Sestito is soon to be unhitched from American Pie actress Mena Suvari, who filed for divorce in January following eighteen months of feeding her broke-ass beau. Still, though the union was brief (by non-Kardashian standards), TMZ reports that Sestitio is showing a lack of shame by asking for $17,151 a month in spousal support from the star, claiming he’s out of money and living off of loans.
Part of the claim finds Sestito insisting that he’s become used to dining out "almost everyday at high end restaurants," and estimating his dining budget to be around $3,000 a month! Suvari’s lawyer is chastising the ex for choosing litigation over moderation, while we simply find it difficult to sympathize with anyone who can’t cling to Top Ramen route when hard times come knocking like the rest of us do. [TMZ]