Yep, Those Are Meat Balloons

Vegetarian-friendly. Photo: Courtesy ODLCO

If you found yourself significantly jazzed yesterday by that pepperoni pizza T-shirt, steel yourself now for meat balloons. These puppies, which are not made from puppies, were created for the Noho Design District in conjunction with last weekend’s New York Design Week 2012. They’ve been on display at Japan Premium Beef on Great Jones for the last few days, and starting tomorrow, they’re on sale for the very low price of $8 a pop (do not actually pop them). Quantities are limited; it’s your choice of steak or sausage. All we need now to complete the funnest outfit ever is some boot-cut fro-yo pants. [ODLCO, Earlier]