Today’s Fortune Cookies Are Tasteless ... in More Ways Than One

Hard to digest.

A fusion restaurant crossed the line for three friends on Long Island when their night ended with the crypitic fortune, "You will die alone and poorly dressed." Not funny to begin with, and definitely not funny considering the twenty-something customer had just lost her husband to cancer. Other jokey fortunes these days include: "One in three people has herpes. Look left. Look right. Look down." And we thought MSG was scary! [NYT]