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Restaurant Violations, the Old-fashioned Way

Also, don't call dessert

Also, don't call dessert "tight."

Here are a list of restaurant violations that won't result in a C grade, but maybe an LOL, like: “Server repeatedly and aggressively uses the words 'mootz-arell' and 'pruh-zhoot.'” And, "Open kitchen layout allows customers a clear view of line cook wearing regulation hairnet but no covering on his gigantic, filthy lumberjack beard." [The New Yorker]

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