22 Other Things Pizza Hut Should Stuff Into Its Crusts

This is only the beginning.
This is only the beginning. Photo: Courtesy of Pizza Hut

Now that Pizza Huts in the UK are offering pizza crusts stuffed with hot dogs, it would seem we’ve reached the pinnacle of human achievement. Hardly. Here’s a bunch of other crap that, to the best of our knowledge, has yet to be stuffed into a pizza crust.

1. Fried chicken
2. Bacon
3. Smaller pizzas
4. Buffalo chicken
5. Pulled pork
6. Doritos
7. Ranch dressing
8. Velveeta
9. Taquitos
10. Texas chili
11. Spaghetti
12. Pudding
13. Chubby Hubby ice cream
14. Cinnabons
15. Gummy worms
16. Mayonnaise
17. Butter
18. Lard
19. “Almost Pizza”
20. Deep-fried Twinkies
21. Dexatrim
22. Pink Slime

Oh my god, hot-dog-stuffed-crust pizza, humans are no longer authorized to make food [Grist]