Mega Millions McDonald’s Winner Goes Mute

Big Mac got your tongue?

The woman who says she bought a winning Mega Millions ticket for herself, and not on behalf of her colleagues, "didn’t say a single word" at a press conference today, where her own lawyer seemed befuddled by her actions, which included texting and wearing an inappropriate outfit that will make for an amazing Halloween costume. However, if homefry doesn’t pull it together soon, her case is sure to reek of McBullshit. [NYP]