Those Empanadas Are Made of People

Good luck ever enjoying these again.
Good luck ever enjoying these again. Photo: Melissa Hom

Gives a new meaning to “mystery meat”: A Brazilian couple has been accused of luring women into their home via an ad for a nanny, then killing them and using their bodies to fill empanadas. The couple, plus the man’s mistress (all three of whom are obsessed with “the purification of the world and the reduction of its population”), then sold these people-stuffed pastries to hapless, unsuspecting neighbors, meaning a bunch of Brazilians are now inadvertent cannibals. Ponder that over your morning coffee. [HuffPo]