Stick to the candy shop.
"He looks at the waiter and he goes, 'Why isn't this purple?' And it took me a few seconds and then I realized, 'Oh my God, 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is.'" — Aziz Ansari on overhearing 50 Cent, author of nutritional literature, order a grapefruit soda at a restaurant. [Buzzfeed]
