Scott Disick Slithering Into the Restaurant Industry?

Neither belong.

He's not quite pink slime (more like fuchsia) but the sleazy Scott Disick — aka Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy and American Pyscho contender — is reportedly shadowing the Fatty Crab crew in order to learn about the New York restaurant business. We think he probably should stay in the limo, and out of the weeds. [Page Six/NYP]