Nigella’s Husband: Feel Free to Covet My Wife

Go ahead and look.
Go ahead and look. Photo: Dave M. Benett/Getty Images

“Coveting is all everyone does, all the time, every day. It’s what drives the world economy, pushes people to make a go of their lives, so that they can afford the executive model of their Ford Mondeo to park next to their neighbour’s standard model. And who would want to be married to someone who nobody coveted?” — The extremely wealthy and incredibly cheeky Charles Saatchi on life, and being married to ‘domestic goddess’ and chef Nigella Lawson. [Daily Mail]