LiLo Does Kibo

Sushi and sobriety.
Sushi and sobriety. Photo: NOAH FECKS

We’d sooner buy that Joel Robuchon was in the kitchen on Saturday than believe that Lindsay Lohan is a water-sipping saint, but allegedly, she “demurely” joined the SNL cast at Steve Hanson’s Kibo on Saturday night, along with Jimmy Fallon, Paul Rudd, Jack White, Jon Hamm, Jason Sudeikis, and Lorne Michaels. Dina Lohan arrived with former Real Housewife Jill Zarin. And then Lindsay went home early. So, as her crisis management team friends would have it, she may have fumbled on her lines, but not her sobriety. [Page Six/NYP]