McDonald’s Sued by Madame McSlutty

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There's a woman who lives in oh, guess where Vegas, who is suing McDonald's for allowing her ex-husband, a lifetime manager there and part-time-pimp, for "pressuring" her into some seriously supersize prostitution. Unlike the happy-go-lucky Dunkin' Donuts hooker, Shelley Lynn says partaking in this lifestyle was not a choice, and that Mickey D's should have stopped her husband, who was also her boss, from wrongfully firing her and then encouraging her to engage in other men's McNuggets. [NYDN]