• A Glendale man woke to investigate a noise in his garage, only to find a 500-pound bear sticking its face in his fridge. [NY Post]
• Kate Upton eating a dripping Carl’s Jr. burger might be kinda sexy, but that fatty sandwich could be your lowering sperm counts, stud. [NYDN]
• A side of guilt with your coffee? Around 30 to 50 percent of food in the world goes to waste, with Americans one of the worst culprits, tossing 33 pounds a week per person, on average. [MSNBC]
• Verde que te quiero verde…Tijuana sensation Javier Plascencia is coming to Beverly Hills on March 22nd to cook a $150 dinner at Bulthaup inspired by the color green. [SI]
• We’re not just saying this because it’s almost St. Patrick’s Day: Irish Whiskey is making a comeback. Think of it as somewhat along the lines of small-batch American bourbon. [Food Republic]
• Midtown Lunch enters a Chinese barbecue pork dream at BBQ Unlimited #2. [ML]
• Following its shutter Downtown, Adoro Mexican Grille is re-opening soon in the Fine Arts Building. [BY]
• Mon dieu: The French Right has caused a furor this week by claiming that most butchers in Paris are selling Halal meat to all customers, Muslim or no, without informing the non-Muslims of this. [Salt/NPR]